When notice was posted of a public
penance that would take place at a Cornish church on Trinity Sunday, 6th
June 1834, a crown of 5000 – most of them women – turned up to see the
event. They arrived well in advance of the
service to witness what the local newspaper's reporter called, 'this highly
ridiculous piece of mummery.'
A Mrs Brown had apparently called a
Mrs Michell a naughty woman. Whether these were actually the words Mrs
Brown used, or whether the reporter was being tactful in order to avoid upsetting
reader sensibilities, isn't clear.
Mrs Brown arrived in a post-chaise
at midday. Wearing a white dress and a smart bonnet decorated with flowers and
ribbons and a long black veil, she carried a green parasol, and with all the
confidence of a theatrical queen, she walked into the church in the middle of
the sermon. Not surprisingly this caused
immediate uproar.
Mrs Michell, the injured party, was
seated at the clergyman's desk. Mrs Brown was escorted to the desk usually
occupied by the clerk. Once there she
raised her veil and carefully swept it to one side. The reporter noted that her
smile revealed a good set of teeth as she bestowed smiles on all her admiring friends
who had prepared an effigy of poor Mrs Michell which they promised to burn. Mr Davey, a deputy-lieutenant of the County, immediately called upon the
parish constables to remove and destroy the effigy.
Eventually the sermon resumed. After it finished, the clerk announced psalm 120, the new version, as this most clearly
expressed the injured feelings of Mrs Michell.
Then the clergyman read the following words which were repeated by the
supposedly penitent Mrs Brown:
'I, Jane Brown' do hereby
acknowledge and confess that I did speak several reproachful, scandalous and
defamatory words of you, Elizabeth Michell, and that I have defamed and abused you,
and ask your pardon, and promise not to be guilty of the like offence in
future.'
When she had finished, she thanked
the audience for the honour of their attendance, then added in an
undertone: 'For a pint of toddy I'll go
through the same next Sunday if you, Mother Michell, will pay the tip.'
So much for penitence!
Jane Jackson. www.janejackson.net
2 comments:
I love it! Today, Mrs Brown could earn herself a pretty penny by selling her story to the tabloids. With those splendid teeth she could go far!
That's what I thought, Elizabeth. The whole set-up reminded me of PM's Question Time - a bear garden!
By the way, I've received my 2-in-1 volume of the Emily Eden books and look forward to starting them shortly.
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